if farts smelled like flowers?
would you fart all the time or save them for special occasions?
I’d fart all the time
Why should I waste my precious money on Febreze and Oust!?
would you fart all the time or save them for special occasions?
I’d fart all the time
Why should I waste my precious money on Febreze and Oust!?
They won’t get a divorce cause in the Asian culture, it’s really looked down on to be divorced. Also, they’re prob scared to get one (reasons are: financially, new lifestyle, drastic change, etc)
But in the past 10 years, they haven’t kissed, hugged, fucked (excuse my language), etc. I’ve practically forced my dad to buy flowers for my mom for special occasions.
They argue a lot (not all the time, but that’s just because they’re on separate computers). My dad makes all the money in this house and my mom is unemployed. So she’s insecure about that and he’s not makin it any better than her because he acts all high and mighty all the time. And they argue about me a lot. Sometimes, my attitude is the cause of the arguments (I get really annoyed when they try to control each other or control me).
And I feel like my family’s a lot better than other families because at least the parents are together legally still. And I feel like a brat for complaining so I never complain to my friends or to other people except for on yahoo answers cause you guys won’t remember this after answering the question.
thanks. I’d appreciate any input or advise.
I do talk to my parents about it. I tell my dad he’s too mean to my mom and I tell my mom she needs to talk to my dad in a calmer manner.
But they both think that the other person is at fault here.
Oh btw, I have an older brother too. He’s 19, I’m 17.
We don’t talk to each other. When we were little, we used to hate each other, but now we’re chill. He’s home from college for the summertime and he stays in his room all the time.
We don’t talk to each other, but we don’t argue anymore either.
Wow! that’s hard.. Same here with my family.. But do you want your parents divorced?? next time they argue call the police.
Here are a few things I do to fuel my 22 year marriage. (1) On a nice night, get a blanket and pillows and lay in the bed of a truck or grass and stargaze. (2) Call your wife and tell her you just wanted to hear her voice. (3) Write her e-mails "naughty AND nice" (4) Don’t wait for a special occasion to buy her a greeting card or flowers. (5) Give her a full body massage with KY oil and DON’T FORGET THE FEET! (6) Hold her face in your hands at least once a day, look deep into her eyes and tell her how beautiful she is and that you love her. (7) Take her on a weekend vacation to a hotel with a jacuzzi. Use candles and silk rose petals to enhance the mood. (8) Drizzle her with chocolate and don’t worry about the mess! Women love to be romanced it’s not always just about sex. If you want to keep your marriage affair proof, you have to use your imagination. It’s also fun to see her reaction to the surprises that you can come up with. GOOD LUCK
I think i just fell in love with you
HA HA – JK
Your wife is a lucky woman! Have a great day
By online Wholesaler, I mean, either Sell Loose Stemmed Flowers, Design by your pictures or ideas, All Occasions, Weddings? Birthdays? Mother Day? Father Day? and more?
What if Roses were as low as 11.99 for a dozen? Shipped overnight, double boxed with 100 Guarantee? What would you say?
Interesting idea. I live in San Antonio, which has about half a dozen wholesale florists, and too many retailers to count. Plus, most of the major grocery chains carry flowers, loose and arranged. But there might be a market for something like that in small towns where people don’t have such easy access to florists. One thing that might hurt you is the shipping fees. To my knowledge, the only reliable overnight shipper is FedEx and they are expensive. Another is competition from companies like FTD and 1-800-Flowers. They’re also expensive but they’re established. If this is a dream of yours, I certainly don’t want to put a damper on it, but you do have some things to think about. Good luck with whatever you decide.
An empty space,
In my life,
Gone,
For as long as I live.
Tears running down,
Flowers all around,
For an occasion,
I will never forget.
The suffering look,
He once had,
Is now gone,
Because he’s in a better place.
Heads on one’s shoulder.
Tissue flying around.
In remembrance,
Of my Uncle Phil.
10.
that’s a nice poem for your uncle becky.
he would LOVE it.
