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if farts smelled like flowers?

Posted by admin . Published on 30 June 2010, 35 Comments Received

would you fart all the time or save them for special occasions?

I’d fart all the time

Why should I waste my precious money on Febreze and Oust!?


35 Responses to “if farts smelled like flowers?”

  1. peacefultorture Says:
    June 30th, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    i poop on your shoes.
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  2. wishiwas Says:
    June 30th, 2010 at 11:56 pm

    Mine do smell like flowers. At least to me they do!
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  3. kem Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 12:33 am

    umm………none of the above
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  4. Richard M Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 1:22 am

    all the time.

    in fact, I fart any way. Smell be darned
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  5. Nicole Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 1:33 am

    All the time. That way every day would be special! :) lol
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  6. Jane Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 2:18 am

    would they also sound like chiming bells? If they smelled and sounded good I’d do it all the time..
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  7. Nehhhkey Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 2:51 am

    I’d fart all the time

    Why should I waste my precious money on Febreze and Oust!?
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  8. kiwikaos Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 3:04 am

    i’d save them all for you my darling.
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  9. pinkmonkey Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am

    that’s disgusting… =P
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  10. suzi Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 4:20 am

    that would be amazing i would just let it come out when i need to
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  11. Toadsputum Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 4:51 am

    Save them for special occasions so I don’t get bored of the aroma.
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  12. Jenny Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 5:20 am

    neither
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  13. T J Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 5:58 am

    I cant stop laughing…………….I fart all the time now and trust me my farts DO NOT SMELL LIKE FLOWERS!!!!!!!
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  14. jenny gurl Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 6:45 am

    y would u ask that?
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  15. elitesouthwest Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 7:26 am

    You have a great future
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  16. Bill Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 8:01 am

    Guys would send me to their girlfriends at work.

    "Suzy, it’s Bill and he’s for you!" The women would all gush and I’d bust one off. FRRRRRT.
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  17. gummyworm Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 8:13 am

    Silence in this case is not golden,save them for a non-hearing person so they can enjoy them too!
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  18. Charlie Glebby Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 8:22 am

    I would duck my head underneath my blanket to smell it at night.
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  19. TL Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 8:30 am

    It still comes from your a**, and does this mean flowers will smell like poop?
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  20. SaveThePolarBears Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 9:03 am

    I would fart only when no one was around still.
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  21. Kablam.! Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 9:48 am

    i want to fart in front of my crush
    so that she would love me forever!
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  22. Mystery G Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 10:04 am

    if they did then we would be in heaven lol.no i wouldnt fart at all because of the noise lol!
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  23. silver_knight_2007 Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 10:48 am

    i would bottle them and give it to you and make you smell a whole to better :)
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  24. specialk Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 11:30 am

    I would let everyone smell my bouquet any chance possible. LOL
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  25. Kamran Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 11:36 am

    saving, so i’m classic
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  26. DrB Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    There is a flower that smells like rotting flesh when it blooms, so maybe there are already farts that smell like flowers..
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  27. just me Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    I would fart all the time an save money on air freshener!!!!
    Plus my hubby wouldnt stink the bed out !!
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  28. JAS Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    Your intestines would have to smell like flowers lol, I don’t even think that’s imaginable but I’ll indulge you for a second I suppose. I would fart the same amount I do now, and still do it in private. I don’t hold them in around other people because they don’t smell good, I couldn’t care less. It’s because it’s like a private and personal bodily function that I wouldn’t feel comfortable performing in public. Like going to the bathroom. It’s normal, but it’s not something you put out there while entertaining company or anything lol.
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  29. Turtle Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    Why would I have to save them? There’s not a shortage of them in the world. Well, not usually but if this was true the world would be a better place.
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  30. bigleybill Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    If farts smelled like flowers my bathroom would smell like a flower shop.
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  31. scavenger Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    If thats true
    My home will be a garden
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  32. Orion Quest Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Every day is a special occasion with me, you never know what the hell is gonna roll down hill, or even if we’ll all make it out alive.
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  33. Mighty Miho Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    I’d make a fart bouquet..lol You want one?
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  34. 45 cal Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    Don’t they?? Poo flowers>
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  35. rattail loves miho Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    I’d be sniffing everyone’s butt waiting for a gardinia scented one to slide on out.
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