Your intestines would have to smell like flowers lol, I don’t even think that’s imaginable but I’ll indulge you for a second I suppose. I would fart the same amount I do now, and still do it in private. I don’t hold them in around other people because they don’t smell good, I couldn’t care less. It’s because it’s like a private and personal bodily function that I wouldn’t feel comfortable performing in public. Like going to the bathroom. It’s normal, but it’s not something you put out there while entertaining company or anything lol. References :
Why would I have to save them? There’s not a shortage of them in the world. Well, not usually but if this was true the world would be a better place. References :
i poop on your shoes.
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Mine do smell like flowers. At least to me they do!
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umm………none of the above
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all the time.
in fact, I fart any way. Smell be darned
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All the time. That way every day would be special!
lol
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would they also sound like chiming bells? If they smelled and sounded good I’d do it all the time..
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I’d fart all the time
Why should I waste my precious money on Febreze and Oust!?
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i’d save them all for you my darling.
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that’s disgusting… =P
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that would be amazing i would just let it come out when i need to
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Save them for special occasions so I don’t get bored of the aroma.
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neither
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I cant stop laughing…………….I fart all the time now and trust me my farts DO NOT SMELL LIKE FLOWERS!!!!!!!
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y would u ask that?
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You have a great future
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Guys would send me to their girlfriends at work.
"Suzy, it’s Bill and he’s for you!" The women would all gush and I’d bust one off. FRRRRRT.
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Silence in this case is not golden,save them for a non-hearing person so they can enjoy them too!
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I would duck my head underneath my blanket to smell it at night.
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It still comes from your a**, and does this mean flowers will smell like poop?
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I would fart only when no one was around still.
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i want to fart in front of my crush
so that she would love me forever!
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if they did then we would be in heaven lol.no i wouldnt fart at all because of the noise lol!
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i would bottle them and give it to you and make you smell a whole to better
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I would let everyone smell my bouquet any chance possible. LOL
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saving, so i’m classic
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There is a flower that smells like rotting flesh when it blooms, so maybe there are already farts that smell like flowers..
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I would fart all the time an save money on air freshener!!!!
Plus my hubby wouldnt stink the bed out !!
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Your intestines would have to smell like flowers lol, I don’t even think that’s imaginable but I’ll indulge you for a second I suppose. I would fart the same amount I do now, and still do it in private. I don’t hold them in around other people because they don’t smell good, I couldn’t care less. It’s because it’s like a private and personal bodily function that I wouldn’t feel comfortable performing in public. Like going to the bathroom. It’s normal, but it’s not something you put out there while entertaining company or anything lol.
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Why would I have to save them? There’s not a shortage of them in the world. Well, not usually but if this was true the world would be a better place.
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If farts smelled like flowers my bathroom would smell like a flower shop.
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If thats true
My home will be a garden
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Every day is a special occasion with me, you never know what the hell is gonna roll down hill, or even if we’ll all make it out alive.
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I’d make a fart bouquet..lol You want one?
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Don’t they?? Poo flowers>
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I’d be sniffing everyone’s butt waiting for a gardinia scented one to slide on out.
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